The Things I Do For Krayzatus
I decided to write about the present and future responsibility of the human race to preserve Earth. I believe that it is our responsibility to react to the excessive trash problem that has reared its Gorgon-like head into our society. Sad as it may seem, I do not believe that we have what it takes to salvage our tattered and torn land. That is why we will have to set a worldwide control fire that will dispose of all the trash. I’m sure all the smoke and pollutants in it will ruin our ozone layer, leaving us susceptible to the harmful UV rays of the sun, but by the time our “super fire” is done burning I will have put together a team of the finest scientists, physicists, mathematicians, and mechanical engineers in their fields to begin construction of the largest super spaceship known to man. It will be called “THOR 2,” symbolically named after the Norse God of thunder and lightning. You may be asking yourself, “Why is there a 2 in the name?” Good question. It’s to make it sound more powerful and because we had tried but failed before (it’s just to excite those nerds who work at Time magazine). We will then start to load people into “T2″ by process of elimination. If you were ever obnoxiously rude and or an asshole to me then you will have to stay on Earth and deal with the underworld Trolls that have been living in underground hives. They’re not the kind to be taken lightly. Read more »
Posted January 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm










